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The Bielefeld Simulation: Uncovering the City That Doesn't Exist

5.2 km141 min6 stops

What awaits you on this Red Thread tour

Is it a glitch in the matrix, a massive government cover-up, or just a really good internet joke? Join Hannah, a grounded historian, and Adam, a relentless conspiracy theorist, as they walk the streets of Bielefeld—a city that, according to a legendary 1994 meme, is entirely fabricated. On this immersive journey, you will explore stunning medieval squares, imposing fortresses, and grand town halls, all while questioning the very nature of reality. Whether you are here for the rich 800-year-old history or to find the edge of the simulation, this tour will change the way you look at urban existence.

Itinerary

1

TOUR START

Bielefeld Hauptbahnhof

The grand Art Nouveau train station that serves as the entry point into the alleged simulation of Bielefeld.

1.19 km • 18 min
2

STOP 2

Alter Markt

The historical heart of the city, featuring beautifully preserved patrician houses and the Theater am Alten Markt.

Alter Markt

Pic by Ub12vow on Wikimedia Commons (CC BY-SA 3.0)

0.11 km • 2 min
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STOP 3

Leineweber-Denkmal

A bronze monument dedicated to the linen weavers who historically drove the city's economy.

Leineweber-Denkmal

Pic by N/A on Wikimedia Commons (CC BY-SA 3.0)

0.28 km • 4 min
4

STOP 4

Neues Rathaus

The modern administrative town hall, and the site of the brilliant 2019 'Bielefeldmillion' PR campaign.

1.47 km • 23 min
5

STOP 5

Sparrenburg

A massive 13th-century fortress overlooking the city, serving as the ultimate historical proof of Bielefeld's existence.

Sparrenburg

Pic by BenniBitterlich on Wikimedia Commons (CC BY-SA 4.0)

2.16 km • 33 min
During your walk

Interlude

A walking discussion on the 'infrastructure of forgetting' and how a city becomes culturally invisible.

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END

Siegfriedplatz

A vibrant neighborhood square known as 'Siggi', showcasing the authentic, undeniable human life of the city.

Siegfriedplatz

Pic by IngolfBLN on Wikimedia Commons (CC BY-SA 2.0)

Where the tour takes place

Starting point and rough tour area – the exact route unfolds in the app.

Good to know

  • Ideal for Urban explorers, internet culture enthusiasts, history buffs with a sense of humor, and anyone who loves a good meta-narrative.
  • Best time Daytime, particularly on a Wednesday, Friday, or Saturday when the local markets are bustling and the 'simulation' is running at maximum capacity.
  • What to bring Comfortable walking shoes and a healthy dose of skepticism.
  • Camera ready Keep your phone charged; you'll want photographic proof you were actually here.
  • Market days Saturdays are great for the Alter Markt, but visit on Wednesdays or Fridays to experience the vibrant farmers' market at Siegfriedplatz.
  • Pacing The walk to Sparrenburg involves an incline, so take your time and enjoy the view.
  • Mindset Embrace the joke! The locals are well aware of the conspiracy and usually appreciate the humor.
  • Your voucher You can redeem your voucher for two years from purchase. Once redeemed, you have 14 days of access and can enjoy the tour as often as you like during that time.

Your guide

Hannah Clarke
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Hannah Clarke

  • Pop Culture & Media Landscapes
  • Southern England

Pop culture scout. Leads to filming locations, music hotspots, and fan cultures – where fiction and reality touch.

Frequently asked questions

How do I get to the tour after buying?

You see your voucher code right after payment – and you also receive it at the email address you entered at checkout. Redeem that code in the Red Thread app; that's where the tour starts.

When does my access start?

Only when you redeem the code in the app, not at purchase. From redemption you have 14 days of access to the tour.

Do I need the Red Thread app?

Yes. The free Red Thread app turns your tour into a vivid experience: with audio, a map, and thoughtful prompts, it guides you from place to place in an engaging and entertaining way. It's available free for iOS and Android.

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